10 Things You Should Know About Kuching, Sarawak

For those of you who don't know where Kuching is, this is a good map to start with:

10 Things You Should Know About Kuching, Sarawak

1. Kuching is in Sarawak, and Sarawak is not in Sabah, nor is Sabah in Sarawak, they're next to each other.
2. Now that you know that, please don't come telling me: "Hey I'm going to Kuching!Can you bring us to KK?".
3. There's no form of water transport from West Malaysia to East Malaysia, unless you don't mind going into the cargo ship, and only if they allow it. So stop asking me: "Hey how much is the boat/ship/sampan fare to Kuching?". Please pick AirAsia or MAS.
   
4. We don't live on the trees or in the caves. But we love convincing you that we do!
5. We don't go around in horses, buffalos or sampan's. But again we love convincing you that we do!
6. There's no headhunters, at least not anymore. So stop asking me how they look like, I've never seen one my whole life!
7. We don't talk to Orangutan's.
8. We don't swim with the buaya's.
9. We don't hunt for our meals in the wood.
10. And lastly, YES, Sarawak is in Malaysia.