Monday, May 08, 2006

10 Things You Should Know About Kuching, Sarawak

For those of you who don't know where Kuching is, this is a good map to start with:


10 Things You Should Know About Kuching, Sarawak
  1. Kuching is in Sarawak, and Sarawak is not in Sabah, nor is Sabah in Sarawak, they're next to each other.
  2. Now that you know that, please don't come telling me: "Hey I'm going to Kuching!Can you bring us to KK?".
  3. There's no form of water transport from West Malaysia to East Malaysia, unless you don't mind going into the cargo ship, and only if they allow it. So stop asking me: "Hey how much is the boat/ship/sampan fare to Kuching?". Please pick AirAsia or MAS.
  4. We don't live on the trees or in the caves. But we love convincing you that we do!
  5. We don't go around in horses, buffalos or sampan's. But again we love convincing you that we do!
  6. There's no headhunters, at least not anymore. So stop asking me how they look like, I've never seen one my whole life!
  7. We don't talk to Orangutan's.
  8. We don't swim with the buaya's.
  9. We don't hunt for our meals in the wood.
  10. And lastly, YES, Sarawak is in Malaysia.


Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Ben Harper-Forever

My current favourite:

"Ben Harper-Forever"

Not talkin' 'bout a year
No not three or four
I don't want that kind of forever
In my life anymore
Forever always seems
to be around when it begins
but forever never seems
to be around when it ends
So give me your forever
Please your forever
Not a day less will do From you

People spend so much time
Every single day
Runnin' 'round all over town
Givin' their forever away
But no not me
I won't let my forever roam
and now I hope I can find
my forever a home
So give me your forever
Please your forever
Not a day less will do
From you

Like a handless clock with numbers
An infinite of time
No not the forever found
Only in the mind
Forever always seems
to be around when things begin
but forever never seems
to be around when things end
So give me your forever
Please your forever
Not a day less will do
From you

Monday, May 01, 2006

Nightmares, The New Entry

I'm back to blog bout my recent nightmares..Unless you get them as often as I do, or you'd really think I need a good psychiatrist, or Lilian Too!

Two days ago I dreamt there was a new shopping mall in town, not just any ordinary mall!It's built on a crane, and it revolved! The crowd was massive..Everyone was queuing up to the top of building. It's almost as tall as Kuching's civic centre, the view was scenic, everything was great, until it started revolving faster....and faster...and FASTER!

Before long, it became so chaotic and people were stumbling over one another! I was thrown out of the window, and hanging by the edge, I was being swung like a pendulum in mid air! The wind was so strong and the building wasn't revolving any slower. Helpless as I was, I couldn't hold on much longer with the wind pulling me off by each second.

The next second, I woke up from a near death heart attack and cold sweat!

My explanation to this: I must've turned the fan on too strong!